- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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