- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Once there was a girl named Andrea

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Women's Rights

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

hola said the chinese man

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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