- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

I grunt when I poop.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

feminists.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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