- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is your bill about? Clinton

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Elizabeth Warren

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

anal seepage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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