- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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