Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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You're tall.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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women sports....

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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