Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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