A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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a woman votes!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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My friend harris is fat.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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everybody loves raymond

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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