What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

non poop

Women's rights

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A seal walks into a club.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

MySpace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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