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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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