What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

snooki

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

everybody loves raymond

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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