why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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