- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

a woman votes!

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

My friend harris is fat.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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