Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

womens rights.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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