Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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