Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

everybody loves raymond

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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