- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

the holocaust

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Women can vote? WTF

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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