Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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long in the tooth!

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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You're a frog

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A man walks into a bar

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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