- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

knock knock no ones home

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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