- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Women's Rights Movement

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

pudding

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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