what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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