What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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