Weed.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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