- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

The government

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

a woman votes!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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