How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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HURT

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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a woman votes!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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#IHateHashtags

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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