A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

tim has no humor

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's an Anti Joke?

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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