- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

a woman votes!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

The government

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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