How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

gay people

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

everybody loves raymond

Knock knock What?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

a woman votes!

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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