What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Kefka > Sephiroth

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

no really what are ur names?

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

charlie sheen

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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