- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Do you like apples? Yes

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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