- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I like the color potato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football