What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

knock knock no ones home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

your moms my other ride

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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