"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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there was once a jew

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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