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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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