- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

hey, my names mark.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

VAL SUCKS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Suck pussy

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What's up? Your time.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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