- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

c-? men, C-men

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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