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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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