What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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hard cheese

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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