Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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