What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Poop!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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