Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Health food.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Error 37.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Seven

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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