Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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I'm gay.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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