There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

This is a joke. Laugh!

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Katy Perry

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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