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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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