216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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AIDS.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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haha Otarts was here

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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GONNA

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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