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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Make me famous

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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