what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What's clear and wet? water

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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