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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Potato!

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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