what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Anti Joke

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