roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Potato!

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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