- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

The Moon Landing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Your Mother

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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