- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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