- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Women

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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