An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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woman..parallel parking

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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