- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Obama

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

The WNBA.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A black man walks Into a bar.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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