- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

bryden is a faggot

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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