I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Nickelback.

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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