- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Sarah Jessica Parker

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Justin Bieber

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Ebola

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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