- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

bryden is a faggot

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Obama

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

The WNBA.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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