whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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