- Anti Joke

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Female rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Your Mother

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Female rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Your Mother

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Female rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses