A Mormon walks into a bar

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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