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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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