What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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