Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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