My love life

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Please? No.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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