- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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