How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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The WNBA.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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