A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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woman..parallel parking

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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