"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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woman..parallel parking

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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