Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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to get to the other side.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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