What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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