- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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