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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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