- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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