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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Yo Mama just died.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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