If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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2 + 2 = fish

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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