- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

shut up elliot

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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