Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Anti Joke

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