- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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