- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Happy Monday!

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Knock, Knock ...

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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