What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Religionh

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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<=3 penis

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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