Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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shut up elliot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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