- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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