Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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