Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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