What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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