How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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tims sty:)

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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