- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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