What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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