- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A: Do you like it B: No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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