What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Jews

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What do I hate? people

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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