Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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