Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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