- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

tims sty:)

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

shut up elliot

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