Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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