- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Type better antijokes above

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??