How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Jews

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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