- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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