What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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