Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

shut up elliot

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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