An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

why was the man sad? his wife died

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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