How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

whats chinese noodles

womans rights...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Muslim athletes.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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