- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

I'm sn otter

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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