- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

The Game.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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