- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

your life

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

... Chan chan

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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