Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Womens' sports

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Latvia isn't a joke

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Im taking a shit right now.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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