- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

I'm Batman.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

david weres the slug gone

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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