Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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