I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

shut up elliot

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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